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Mark your calendars... [24 Jan 2006|01:45am] [ mood | excited ] Mark your calendars "She Wants Revenge" is playing at the Culture Room (in Fort Lauderdale) on Thursday "02/23/06". http://www.shewantsrevenge.com/betrayal_idx.html you think

Trivia Tips about Colinzen! [19 Jan 2006|02:40am] [ mood | amused ] Ten Top Trivia Tips about Colinzen! If you drop colinzen from more than three metres above ground level, he will always land feet-first. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in colinzen! You can tell if colinzen has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled! Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat colinzen'. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but colinzen can not! If you kiss colinzen for one minute you will burn six or seven calories. You should always store colinzen in an airtight container in the fridge. The deepest part of colinzen is over 35,000 feet deep. Colinzen cannot be detected by infrared cameras. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same colinzen. I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem you think

[14 Dec 2005|12:55am] [ mood | bored ] Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last week I helped thalassocracy see the light (8 points). In February I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In November I caught a purse-snatcher who stole raea's purse (30 points). In April I put gum in sterlina's hair (-12 points). In October I pushed far2wise in the mud (-17 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-691 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, colinzen Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username: you think

What to do this Saturday night.......The Eight: Reindeer Monologues [07 Dec 2005|07:19am] [ mood | excited ] If you don't have any plans for this Saturday, PLEASE come and check out my friends play they are putting on, its called -> "THE EIGHT: REINDEER MONOLOGUES". I have been going to Clint's plays for many years now and he said this one is absolutely hilarious! Here is the Skinny…… Time -> Saturday = December 10th, 2005 = 8:00 pm LOCATION -> Rude Mechanical Productions G Star School Campus 2030 S. Congress Ave., just south of Forest Hill Blvd. West Palm Beach, FL 33406 From I-95, Take Forest Hill Blvd. Exit Drive West to Congess Ave. At Congress Ave., turn left G Star Campus is the second left Free Parking for all theatre patrons TICKETS: $15 adults, $10 students This is the write up on the play -> http://www.broadwayworld.com/viewcolumn.cfm?colid=6109 RUDE MECHANICAL PRODUCTIONS presents THE EIGHT: REINDEER MONOLOGUES By Jeff Goode FOR TWO WEEKS ONLY December 9th - December 18th, 2005 A dark, dark Christmas comedy. Scandal erupts at the North Pole when one of Santa's eight tiny reindeer accuses him of sexual harassment. As mass media descends upon the event, the other members of the sleigh team demand to share their perspectives, and a horrific tale of corruption and perversion emerges, which seems to implicate everyone from the littlest elf to the tainted Saint himself. With each deer's confession, the truth behind the shocking allegations becomes clearer and clearer...and murkier and murkier. (Description taken from www. jeffgoode.com) Performances run December 9th – December 18th, Thursday – Saturday at 8:00 pm and Sunday at 2:00 pm. Note there is no show Thursday or Sunday opening weekend, only Friday and Saturday. Tickets are $15 for adults and $10 for students. The theatre offers free parking to all theatre patrons. The theatre is located on the G Star Campus, 2030 S Congress Ave., Bldg. H, just south of Forest Hill Blvd. Reserve your tickets by calling (561) 632-8842. Cash only accepted at the door. Admission to all shows includes a "Meet the Artists" session after the performance. The show runs approximately an hour and a half. Rude Mechanical Productions is a brand new theatre company founded by Florida Atlantic University MFA graduates Jeffrey Bower, Ray Conrad, Clinton Merritt, and current MA student Ivelyn Li. This will be the second production after a very successful opening of a night of one act plays, which included the world premiere of Fire: The Next Sharp Stick? by John Hodgman. RUDE MECHANICAL PRODUCTIONS Fact Sheet—Save for Reference The Eight: Reindeer Monologues By Jeff Goode Friday December 9th, 2005 8:00 pm Saturday December 10th, 2005 8:00 pm Thursday December 15th, 2005 8:00 pm Friday December 16th, 2005 8:00 pm Saturday December 17th, 2005 8:00 pm Sunday December 18th, 2005 2:00 pm LOCATION: Rude Mechanical Productions G Star School Campus 2030 S. Congress Ave., just south of Forest Hill Blvd. West Palm Beach, FL 33406 From I-95, Take Forest Hill Blvd. Exit Drive West to Congess Ave. At Congress Ave., turn left G Star Campus is the second left Free Parking for all theatre patrons CAST: Dasher Jeffrey Bower Cupid Clinton Merritt Hollywood Carrie Smith Blitzen JoLen Golembiewski Comet Mark Duncan Dancer Ray Conrad Donner Matthew Glass Vixen Jill Biegler TICKETS: $15 adults, $10 students 2 thoughts|you think

Welcome to your Monday [29 Aug 2005|06:51am] [ mood | amused ] The best parents EVER Don't try this at home... UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE AWESOME!!! Literacy = Death Gilligan's Island So wish we had mountain bike trails like this in FL. :]C you think

[11 Aug 2005|05:38am] [ mood | complacent ] When I die, I think it would interesting to be reincarnated as a mix between Maynard and Johnny Cash. you think

[11 Aug 2005|04:18am] [ mood | anxious ] I really, really want to skate in this :) you think

[10 Aug 2005|01:36am] [ mood | contemplative ] This is GREAT, GREAT album (Mike Watt = Ball-Hog or Tugboat?)and is highly recommended for those who have not heard it yet... "In 1995, Watt issued his first solo LP, Ball-Hog or Tugboat?, an all-star affair featuring guest appearances from members of Sonic Youth, the Beastie Boys, Nirvana, Soul Asylum, and the Screaming Trees. On a subsequent solo tour, Watt's standing within the alt-rock community was solidified by the roster of his backing band, which included Pearl Jam's Eddie Vedder and Nirvana alum Dave Grohl; the same tour saw Grohl's new band, the Foo Fighters, making their public debut as the support act." you think

RIP Johnny [09 Aug 2005|03:30am] [ mood | sad ] The Hurt video by Johnny Cash gets me every freaking time. God I love that man! you think

[08 Aug 2005|11:23pm] [ mood | enthralled ] One of the best songs ever! 2 thoughts|you think

[03 Aug 2005|06:17am] Let the bunnies hit the floor, let the bunnies hit the floor, let the bunnies hit the floor, let the bunnies hit the flooooooooooooooooooooooor! you think

I really like this song... [02 Aug 2005|11:55pm] [ mood | peaceful ] The song Naked As We Came by Iron & Wine is not only a great song, but had a very fitting placement into the movie In Good Company. you think

[02 Aug 2005|12:32am] [ mood | devious ] There's blood in my mouth Cause I've been biting my tongue all week I keep on talking trash But I never say anything And the talking leads to touching And the touching leads to sex And then there is no mystery left you think

What a great song! [01 Aug 2005|07:39am] [ mood | contemplative ] This is one of the better Foo Fighters songs from their new album. So I have a new thing to help convince myself to finish my tattoo. I made a deal with myself, as a reward for getting an A in any of my classes that I will get about $200 - $400 worth of tat's done. I sooooo need to finish my leg......just need to get my arse into gear and put together the stuff I have found / made.....so the artist knows what the hell I am talking about. Once I finish my leg, I am either going to start on the other leg or get started on my arms and shoulders. Eventually, I would like to have 2 full half-sleeves that go up around my shoulders. If I ever get enough time and money, I REALLY want to have Paul Booth do a full back tat on me. His work is the best I have ever seen! you think

[01 Aug 2005|06:37am] [ mood | bored ] Jackson in the Box Pancake Madness Scary Roller Coaster While my ukulele gently weeps you think

[28 Jul 2005|12:28am] [ mood | enthralled ] Mix of sweet Base Jumps! Thundercats Blunders you think

Hahahahahaha [27 Jul 2005|07:20am] [ mood | amused ] Family Guy: Take On Me you think

[26 Jul 2005|01:16am] [ mood | amused ] I think I found my new favorite band. WOW!!!! ...... ..... .... ... .. . JK :) you think

Gotta love Mistadobalina... [21 Jul 2005|04:21am] [ mood | amused ] I neva saw a groupie like you but what is funny is ya wanted to be down with my crew but D-E-L is not down with any clowns or jesters so I would suggest that ya try to impress Uncle Fester dobolina because ya don? impress me dobolina the style of dress is not the key dobolina it? all in the mind and the heart so you should start by remembering ya gotta pay a fee dobolina you think

Totally took my idea... [06 Jul 2005|04:02am] ....I like the ending :) Music video for the Northern Lite song, "Treat Me Better". you think

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